Related:

• He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
  Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
• Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
  Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
• And to show that I'm not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating.
  Who knows? _I_ might be the unlucky one who gets fired....
• You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
  ... I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....