Burns: Thanks For Not Making Fun Of My Genitalia. Marge
Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Marge: [sotto voce] I thought I did.
-- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns,
"Brush with Greatness"
He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
-- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
And to show that I'm not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating.
Who knows? _I_ might be the unlucky one who gets fired....
You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
... I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....