You Know, I'm No Art Critic, But I Know What I Hate.
You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
-- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him,
"Brush with Greatness"
He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
[sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
Hey Mom, these paintings are good. While I know first-hand how fragile young talent is, I'd love to hear the particulars of how &l
your> gift was squashed....
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....