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• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
• Marge: Maybe you should do something with the kids while I'm gone.
  Homer: [sugary-sweet] Oh, sure, great idea. I've love to....
• Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums' memory but I don't know where to start.
  Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to him, huh?...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Marge: You do have big bones. Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
  -- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
  Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge...
• Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
  [clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....