Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?
Homer: Do I have to do anything?
Marge: No.
Homer: Great! Fine! Go nuts!
-- A loving, supportive husband, "Brush with Greatness"
Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?
Homer: Do I have to do anything?
Marge: No.
Homer: Great! Fine! Go nuts!
-- A loving, supportive husband, "Brush with Greatness"
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