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• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...
• Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
  [sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
  Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
• Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
  Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
• Smithers: Mrs. Homer Simpson. Burns: Who? Smithe
  She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair, and she's the wife of an employee, she'll be easily intimidated....
• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
• Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....