Marge: You do have big bones.
Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
-- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds,
"Brush with Greatness"
Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
-- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds,
"Brush with Greatness"
Related:
- Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?
Homer Simpson Brush With... - Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine!
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Homer Simpson Brush With... - Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer... - Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size... - AAGGGHHH! TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE POUNDS!!! Ohh,
I'm a blimp. Why are the good things so tasty? -... - Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats... - Homer: Yello? Oh, hi, Lenny.
[Marge reacts with alarm]
No,
why would I need a ride this afternoon? [Marge... - Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and
five hundred pounds.
Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water ... - Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner,
but this food tastes a little strange. Lisa...
