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• Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?
  -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne...
• Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine! -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne
• Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
  Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?...
• Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
  .. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
• AAGGGHHH! TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE POUNDS!!! Ohh, I'm a blimp.
  Why are the good things so tasty? -- Homer weighs himself, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
  Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
• Homer: Yello? Oh, hi, Lenny. [Marge reacts with alarm] No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?
  [Marge begins to vacuum next to Homer. He is forced to yell....
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
  -- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.
  Lisa: It hurts my teeth. Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!...