Bart: Hey, Homer, I Found Your Weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, The Glutemus Maximizer.
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights.
Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer...
-- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatness"
Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
-- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....
Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
-- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
Bart: Hey Homer, I can't find the safety goggles for the power saw.
Homer: If stuff starts flying, just turn your head! Bart: Oh. Check. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...