Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will! V A X T R E K...
In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter Captain ?...
The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3
and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge....
We are prepared to help you escape from /usr/plane
but we need some help from you in return; You must help free us from the tyranny...
I think I have an idea". The bridge crew groaned.
Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
of bugs and viruses. We must be careful...
Mr Scott, I have successfully mounted an area of /usr/planet as a remote NFS client disk "Excellent Checksum.
Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty", exclaimed McCoy, "the lea...
The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS" or "-xb 250").
A swarthy individual approached the group, and...
Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !" "Mr Scott to transporter room.
Kirk returned to the table carrying a small magtape with him.