"I think I have an idea".
The bridge crew groaned. They were already shivering in their underclothes
because Scotty was convinced that static interference from the uniforms was
affecting the CAPTAINS.LOG.
"Scotty, I'm a doctor, not a cryogeneticist", growled the Diagnostic Supervisor,
"this one had better be good".
"Oh never mind the console, it's not on contract anyway. I mean about
rescuing the landing party. Mr Checksum, please activate SYSGEN and load
the NFS Client Driver. We are about to impersonate a late moon."
The bridge crew groaned. They were already shivering in their underclothes
because Scotty was convinced that static interference from the uniforms was
affecting the CAPTAINS.LOG.
"Scotty, I'm a doctor, not a cryogeneticist", growled the Diagnostic Supervisor,
"this one had better be good".
"Oh never mind the console, it's not on contract anyway. I mean about
rescuing the landing party. Mr Checksum, please activate SYSGEN and load
the NFS Client Driver. We are about to impersonate a late moon."
Related:
- The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3:
and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge... - Hi Folks,
The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom
and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy... - Mr Scott, I have successfully mounted an area of /usr/planet as a remote
NFS client disk
"Excellent Checksum.
Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty"... - Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !"
"Mr Scott to transporter room.
Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD
Beginnings end.
and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and...
From the same category:
- Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !"
"Mr Scott to transporter room.
Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge... - The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3:
and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge... - The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them
people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS"
or "-xb 250").
A swarthy individual approached the group,... - Kirk returned to the table carrying a small magtape with him.
"Captain", said Spock, "from the fact your carrying... - I think I have an idea".
The bridge crew groaned.
They were already shivering in their underclothes because...
