"Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !"
"Mr Scott to transporter room. Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam
to the bridge immediately"
The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely
surprised look on his face.
"Cap'n Kirk, it's good to see you" beamed Scotty (through force of habit).
"Scotty, your sense of timing is dreadful", said Kirk, hurriedly zipping
himself up, "sorry about your console Checksum - well done Mr Scott.
Dr McCoy, search the ship's library for an archive program called CRASHME.C.
Run it through the universal translator into Pascal, and bring the
result to the Transport Level as soon as it is ready. Now Mr Scott,
why is my Error Logger bright blue ?'
"Mr Scott to transporter room. Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam
to the bridge immediately"
The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely
surprised look on his face.
"Cap'n Kirk, it's good to see you" beamed Scotty (through force of habit).
"Scotty, your sense of timing is dreadful", said Kirk, hurriedly zipping
himself up, "sorry about your console Checksum - well done Mr Scott.
Dr McCoy, search the ship's library for an archive program called CRASHME.C.
Run it through the universal translator into Pascal, and bring the
result to the Transport Level as soon as it is ready. Now Mr Scott,
why is my Error Logger bright blue ?'
Related:
- Hi Folks,
The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom
and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!... - The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3
and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge.... - Kirk watched the image of /usr/planet dwindle in the viewer, and turned
off his backup copy of the Error Logger.
"Captain, special Kernel mode AST from Star Fleet command.... - The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them
people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS"
or "-xb 250").
A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust his face close to Kirk's.... - Mr Scott, I have successfully mounted an area of /usr/planet as a remote
NFS client disk
"Excellent Checksum.
Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty", exclaimed McCoy, "the least mention of what we're doing the better.... - TOP TEN TREK TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION EPISODES WE HAVEN'T SEEN (YET)
10.An AWAY team disappears and the mystery isn't solved until it is discovered that Ensign Scott, who entered the coordinates into the transporter, is dyslexic.... - In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter Captain ?... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christma
it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Dilbert is your hero Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel People groan at the party when you pick out the music The blinking 12... - Dead Men Read No Mail
My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail....
