Here Is The /usr/pub Directory;" Nowhere Else Will You Find A More Dispicable Collectio
"Here is the /usr/pub directory;"
Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collection;
of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;"
The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which
came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken
From the distance came two figures, one mounted on a chestnut filesystem
one walking sullenly behind. The mounted figure was pointing his finger at
"Oh", said Pascal, "That's Don X the 11th of Athena in the Land of MIT;
And behind him is his servant, Sancho Motif;"
"Fascinating", said Spock, "this is the man who invented Windmills, on
which our DECWindmills was based. It would be most interesting to talk
to him. What memories he must have!"
"At least 16 Megs in order to run Windmills, Spock", replied Kirk, "but
we haven't time at the moment".
As the approached, Kirk was startled to see an old 20th century alarm clock
suddenly appear in the air beside Don X's head.
"Sancho!", Don X shouted, "Cut that out!"
The clock vanished, and the pair passed them by, with Sancho shuffling
awkwardly behind his session manager.
"Those shoes look uncomfortable", said Kirk.
"That is the MIT binding, which only;
fits shoes of size C comfortably;", explained Pascal.
The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS" or "-xb 250").
A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust his face close to Kirk's....
In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter Captain ?...
Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
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He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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