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• If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
  A fur coat. Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?...
• Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
  A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?...
• Tarzan: "What name?" Jane: "Jane." Tarzan: "What whole name?" Jane: "Cunt.
• What's a Puerto Rican limousine? A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
• There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes.
  It's a 22-cent stamp -- unless you want to lick it....
• Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Kiwi's what does that make Cheeta? A: Smarter than the pair of them.
• This couple was crossing the desert with a camel.
  The lady was pregnant and riding the camel. All of a sudden, they were stopped by an Israeli patrol....
• What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....