- Hear about the Polish/Italian soccer game?
Italy didn't show up,
and three plays later the Poles won... - Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African?
Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male... - Nurse: "Why is that old man sticking out his tongue and holding up his middle finger?"
Doc:
"He's showing me his sexual organs... - What's red and white and bobs up and down?
A baby in a Jacuzzi... - What do you make from frozen holy water?
Popesicles... - Secretary: "May I use your Dictaphone?"
Boss:
"Use your finger like everyone else... - Hear about the retarded Arab terrorists?
They attacked the Special Olympics... - How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fifty. One to screw it in and the other forty nine... - Hear about the new Pan Am check-in procedure?
You choose between Smoking and Burnt-Beyond-All-Recognition... - What do you get when you cross the Texas Chainsaw Massacre with a group of Eskimos?
Cold cuts...
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