- What did the WASP child scream when her school was burning down
MY HOMEWORK!!... - Hear about the Polish/Italian soccer game?
Italy didn't show up
and three plays later the Poles won... - Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African
Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male... - Nurse: "Why is that old man sticking out his tongue and holding up his middle finger
Doc: "He's showing me his sexual organs.... - What's red and white and bobs up and down
A baby in a Jacuzzi... - What do you make from frozen holy water
Popesicles... - Secretary: "May I use your Dictaphone?"
Boss
Use your finger like everyone else.... - Hear about the retarded Arab terrorists
They attacked the Special Olympics... - How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Fifty. One to screw it in and the other forty nine... - Hear about the new Pan Am check-in procedure
You choose between Smoking and Burnt-Beyond-All-Recognition...
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