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• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already.
• Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
• Brain Damage ? - No Thanks -- I already have some.
• ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS You’re in luck. As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
• I used to have a shirt just like that..." &l
  pause for effusive thanks> "... then I got a job....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• Actual Caddy Quotes? Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day
  I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake....