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• What is Redneck foreplay? 'Get in the truck, bitch.'
• What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake?
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• What four-letter word means "intercourse to a WASP?" Talk.
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• Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay? A: "Are you awake Sheila?