What Does A Valley Girl Say When She Goes Down On An African-American? "Gag Me With A Coon!
What does a Valley Girl say when she goes down on an African-American?
"Gag me with a coon!"
What does an African-American parrot say? "Polly want a white woman.
Q: What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up? A: She goes home!
Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Manual labor? Gag me with a spoon!
What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
ho. ho" to his mother? He shot him....
Q:" How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! Fer sure....
Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure....
How many valley girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! Fer sure....
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
A computer that never goes down on you....
Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...