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• From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: davidbe@sco.UUCP Subject: A Song for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) Keyword...
• GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND excerpted from "Kids Who Eat Paste" performed by The Brunching Shuttlecocks written by Lore "Cosmic Slug" Shoberg Scene
  A podium, with the Presidential Seal and a few microphones on it....
• Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
  Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
• Facts About Women ** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
  ** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out....
• Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life RED Tend to be tigers in the sack.
  They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable....
• Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
  God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
• Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.
• CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are.
  I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I go out to a restaurant....
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....