- Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss,
the meaner I get... - Did you hear about the "day after" pill for men?
It changes their blood type... - I'm such a lousy lover... One day,
I caught a peeping tom booing me... - Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman.
Once inner...BEAUTY... - Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Intercourse, you go between periods and you are expected... - For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon
trip.
They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic... - Did you know there are four different types of orgasms?
They are: The positive orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yesss... - Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her 6 male friends?
She came home with a red snapper... - A pleasure boat captain leased out his craft and services to an old and
affluent man and his young,
very beautiful mistress. As misfortune would have... - There are three kinds of sex in a marriage.
The first is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have...
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