Max and Ernie are playing racquetball at the local gym. As they are changing
clothes in the locker room Max takes off his T-shirt and shorts. He is wearing
a bra and a lace garter belt. "My God," says Ernie, "when did you start wearing
women's underwear?" "Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment."
clothes in the locker room Max takes off his T-shirt and shorts. He is wearing
a bra and a lace garter belt. "My God," says Ernie, "when did you start wearing
women's underwear?" "Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment."
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