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• Q: How do you recycle a condom?? A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
• Did you hear of the new West Virginian rubbers... They're open-ended for more sensitivity.
• Did you hear about the new movie that's coming out about the fear of Arabs?
  - It's called "Iraqnophobia!...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
  His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?...
• 338. This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
  His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?...
• Q: Did you hear about the new car being manufactured in San Francisco?
  A: It's called the "Hampster", the only problem is that it's difficult to get it out of "Gere"....
• Did you hear that Dan Quayle is so confused that he thinks "Shake Your Booty" is one of the Arabs that we're negotiating with.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polock who locked his family in his car?
  A: It took him an hour to get them out with a coat hanger....