and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least

amount of fence. The engineer made the fence in a circle and

proclaimed that he had the most efficient design. The physicist made

a long, straight line and proclaimed 'We can assume the length is

infinite...' and pointed out that fencing off half of the Earth was

certainly a more efficient way to do it. The Mathematician just

laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and said 'I

declare myself to be on the outside.'

- An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture
with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest
possible amount of fence.

The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution.... - M.A.D.D is the acronym for
Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .

... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide.... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.... - An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around
a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.

The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!

looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.... - A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the
bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.

The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here.... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.

Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and
never managed to shoot a duck.

On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard.... - Dividing The Pecans:
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts....