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• An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.
  The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution....
• M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
  ... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.
  The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....
• Dividing The Pecans: On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
  One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts....