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• A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together.
  Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, ahd the car rolls to a stop....
• A computer salesman, a hardware engineer and a software developer were riding in a car down the freeway.
  The software developer was asleep in the back, having been up all night programming....
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• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
  hey screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks....
• A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together.
  They are riding in a car, enjoying the countryside, when suddenly the engine stops working....
• A WASP was driving his car at Sonoma County, where is a large mental hospital, he realizes that one of the tires of his car is flat.
  He stops his car, looks outside. There is nobody around....
• This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
  The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware engineer thought they could work around it, and the software engineer said 'maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away'....
• A computer scientist, mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
  "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black....