One day, a very naive, newly ordained priest discovered that he needed
to get something in town. Having never been there before, he was
looking forward to the excursion. As he walked down the street, taking
in the atmosphere of this rather large town, a scantily clad beauty
called out to him, "Ten dollars for a quicky, Father?" Embarrassed and
unsure as to what this woman was talking about, he hurried past her
with his head down. Moving swiftly down the street and pondering the
meaning of the woman's words, he was startled by a voice that said,
"Hey Father, ten bucks for a quicky!" Looking up, he saw another woman
wearing even less clothes than the previous one. Now completely
flustered and confused, the priest ran past the woman and hurried on to
complete his errand so that he could get back to the monastery to talk
to someone about his encounters. At the monastery, he approaches the
Mother Superior and asked, "Mother Superior, what's a quicky?" She
replied, "Ten dollars, same as in town."
to get something in town. Having never been there before, he was
looking forward to the excursion. As he walked down the street, taking
in the atmosphere of this rather large town, a scantily clad beauty
called out to him, "Ten dollars for a quicky, Father?" Embarrassed and
unsure as to what this woman was talking about, he hurried past her
with his head down. Moving swiftly down the street and pondering the
meaning of the woman's words, he was startled by a voice that said,
"Hey Father, ten bucks for a quicky!" Looking up, he saw another woman
wearing even less clothes than the previous one. Now completely
flustered and confused, the priest ran past the woman and hurried on to
complete his errand so that he could get back to the monastery to talk
to someone about his encounters. At the monastery, he approaches the
Mother Superior and asked, "Mother Superior, what's a quicky?" She
replied, "Ten dollars, same as in town."
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