Cleveland still lives. God MUST be dead.
God gave us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
Q: Why don't Baptists do it standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
God gave us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
Q: Why don't Baptists do it standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Related:
- Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible.... - CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?... - The Benefits of Being Female
** We got off the Titanic first.
** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
-----------------------------------
12/15/92
Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.... - Why Men Are Proud Of Ourselves...
** We know stuff about tanks.
** A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase. ** We can open all our own jars.... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane.... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around.... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
