Christian:
1. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book
that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
2. One who follows the teachings for Christ in so far as they are not
inconsistent with a life of sin.
Monday:
1. In Christian countries, it is the day after the football game.
Occident:
1. The part of the world west of the Asia. It is largely inhabited by
Christians, powerful sub-tribe of the Hypocrites, whose principle
industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call
"war" and "commerce." These are also the principal industries of
the Asia.
1. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book
that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
2. One who follows the teachings for Christ in so far as they are not
inconsistent with a life of sin.
Monday:
1. In Christian countries, it is the day after the football game.
Occident:
1. The part of the world west of the Asia. It is largely inhabited by
Christians, powerful sub-tribe of the Hypocrites, whose principle
industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call
"war" and "commerce." These are also the principal industries of
the Asia.
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