My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years.
When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today if the Governor hadn't pardoned him....
Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room?
So my relatives won't have to waste any time....
The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.
How much are they asking for your rent now? Oh, about twice a day.
I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.
Realtor sign--We have "lots" to be thankful for.
Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage.
The dream of today's young families is to get one....
There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact.
It's called a mortgage....
If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.