How Much Are They Asking For Your Rent Now? Oh, About Twice A Day.
How much are they asking for your rent now? Oh, about twice a day.
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it", the doctor asks?...
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
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Top Ten Signs You Are "Burned Out" Because of Work 10.
You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell." 9....
There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....