If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
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- Aphorisms:
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either.... - Witty Words of Wisdom:
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.... - Mottos To Live By
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... - Words of Wisdom:
** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... - Our new house has one down payment and 240 darn payments.
- Words of Wisdom...
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.... - If you get to the end, who cares about the means?
- Q: How do you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Who cares?
- Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
