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• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
• Witty Words of Wisdom: Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
  Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them....
• Mottos To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  ** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Our new house has one down payment and 240 darn payments.
• Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....
• If you get to the end, who cares about the means?
• Q: How do you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Who cares?
• Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.