There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It's called a mortgage.
Related:
- The spirit is something that no one
destroys... - From The Wit of Steven Wright:
** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with... - Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder...
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why... - Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - You Know You've Been Online Too Long When...
** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
** When you are reading something printed, you wish... - POLICIES AND PROCEDURES
MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES -
NEW COMPANY POLICIES:
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE We will no longer accept... - Serviceman's Rulebook
1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid. ... - From bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US Thu Feb 2 18:30:05 1989
Flags:
000000000000 From: bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Bob Calbridge)... - April 1, 1988: The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered
by physicists at Turgid University.
The element, tentatively named Administratium (Ad)...
