- This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
- Home is where the mortgage is.
- A housewarming is the final call for those who haven't sent a wedding prese
- The best part of a real estate bargain is the neighbor.
- The house was more covered with mortgages than with paint.
- Home: A place when you go there they have to take you in.
- Charity: A thing that begins at home and usually stays there.
- A man's home is his castle. That's how it seems when he pays taxes on it.
- Housebroke--What you are after buying a house.
- Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
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