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• Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little.
• Interesting Signs Interesting Signs: Sign in a Realtor's office
  "Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit....
• Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
• Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?
• Sign at a garden shop: "We now have kricket krap!
• I have lots of real estate holdings. They will generate all the money we need for the rest of our life," replied the old man.
• This was current 25 years ago in Montreal: One very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.
  "But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now....
• Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write.
• Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
  Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?...