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  C. As they approached Red Deer, Alberta, their car all of a sudden broke down....
• My house was trashed by 'Not me'
• This one reminded me of a joke some of the guys on our floor pulled on another guy while he was in the shower.
  While he was in the shower, they took all his clothes and even his towel and hung them outside in the hall (over water pipes in the ceiling - we were in the basement)....
• My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years.
  When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today if the Governor hadn't pardoned him....
• It's the same story the crow told me...
• Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse!
• Rodney Dangerfield: I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc!
  I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....
• CHURCH NOTICES This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church.
  The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7...
• In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
  The following are some of the better pranks: 1....