- I listed a maintenance free house.
In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance... - Did you hear about Robin Hood's house?
It has a little John... - My agent was always smiling.
I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without... - If you want to know exactly where the property line is,
just watch the neighbor cut the grass... - Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do.
They're just called guest bedrooms... - Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on
the sides of their houses.
Each floor had a different story... - A lot of homes have been spoiled by inferior desecrators.
Frank Lloyd... - I bought a two story house. One story before I bought,
and another after... - The house is only 5 minutes from shopping . .
if you've got an airplane... - This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment,
get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner...
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