My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
I listed a maintenance free house. In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance.
Did you hear about Robin Hood's house? It has a little John.
My agent was always smiling. I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a barracuda.
If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do. They're just called guest bedrooms.
Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on the sides of their houses.
Each floor had a different story....
A lot of homes have been spoiled by inferior desecrators.--Frank Lloyd Wrigh
I bought a two story house. One story before I bought, and another after.
The house is only 5 minutes from shopping . . .if you've got an airplane.