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• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• The only groups we didn't see demonstrating in the streets of San Francisco were the Pro Apathy Party and the Street Cleaners Union.
• Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
  A: Because they already had their shit packed....
• What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
  Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
• On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
  .....
• Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
• Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
• Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.
• Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.