Our Kids Were Disappointed To Learn That San Francisco's Cable Cars Aren't Autos Equipped With HBO.
Our kids were disappointed to learn that San Francisco's cable cars aren't
autos equipped with HBO.
On earth as it is in San Francisco
The only groups we didn't see demonstrating in the streets of San Francisco were the Pro Apathy Party and the Street Cleaners Union.
Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
A: Because they already had their shit packed....
What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.
Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.