Related:

• Did you hear about the Greek who left home because he didn't like the way he was reared?
  He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind....
• In Greece how do they seperate the Men from the Boy's? With a Crowbar!
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.
• Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
• What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
  Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
• Q: Did you hear about the new car being manufactured in San Francisco?
  A: It's called the "Hampster", the only problem is that it's difficult to get it out of "Gere"....
• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
  They've already got their shit packed....