Q: Why Are They Freezing Sperm In San Francisco? A: It Tastes Better Than Fresh Squeezed.
Questions and Answers
Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco?
A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.
Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
A: Because they already had their shit packed....
Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too!
On earth as it is in San Francisco
When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
They've already got their shit packed....
Why don't blondes wear mini-skirts in San Francisco ? Because their balls hang out!
Why is San Francisco like granola? Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.