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• What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
  Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
• On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
  .....
• Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
• Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
• Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.
• Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.
• The only groups we didn't see demonstrating in the streets of San Francisco were the Pro Apathy Party and the Street Cleaners Union.
• Our kids were disappointed to learn that San Francisco's cable cars aren't autos equipped with HBO.
• When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
  They've already got their shit packed....