On Earth As It Is In San Francisco
On earth as it is in San Francisco
What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.
Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.
The only groups we didn't see demonstrating in the streets of San Francisco were the Pro Apathy Party and the Street Cleaners Union.
Our kids were disappointed to learn that San Francisco's cable cars aren't autos equipped with HBO.
When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
They've already got their shit packed....