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• When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
  They've already got their shit packed....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Why don't blondes wear mini-skirts in San Francisco ? Because their balls hang out!
• Three gays are driving around San Francisco, when they had to stop for a red light.
  Unfortunately, the large semi-trailer behind them burned out his breaks on the steep downgrade and slammed into the back of the gays' car....
• Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.
• A loandlord has a homosexual couple and a lesbian couple living in his building.
  He decides to evict them. Who moves out first and why?...
• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• During a picnic for upscale lawyers in Sausalito, Biff and Skippy had had an ounce or two too much and decided to walk back into San Francisco.
  After five minutes, each began to argue about whose dick was the longest....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....