- A satellite has discovered that a huge distant galaxy gives off mostly heat
instead of light.
Must be folks there are in the midst of a political
campaign.... - If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw
on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.
- Just to keep the record straight, what is called a heatwave in the Northeast
is called regular old summer in the Midwest.
- There are hints of peace moves in the Iran-Iraq war, but both sides still seem
capable of overcoming them.
- We frankly don't know much about Pelsor, Arkansas, except that our postcard
mail reveals it's hospitable enough to be home to at least one cute spotted
fawn.
- A new book claims Pope John Paul I was murdered. Critics denouncing the
conclusion would do well to refrain from calling it papal bull.
- Pay phone calls in New York are going up to a quarter.
If you don't mind
waiting a few days for your cab, you can send a letter for a nickel less.... - Security was tight in Switzerland for the pope's visit, it's repo{rted.
That's
terrible. Someone should have sobered them up. They had dangerous work to do.... - Sikh soldiers have been deserting the army of India. Why? No M*A*S*H units?
- For Hallmark's acquisition of the Crayolo company, what's an appropriate card
to send, "Hip, Hip, Hue-ray"?
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