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• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• Our kids were disappointed to learn that San Francisco's cable cars aren't autos equipped with HBO.
• I don't have a problem with San Francisco parking. I drive a forklift.
  This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one....
• For as much labor support as Fritz Mondale has, it has been odd to see thousands of Democrats in San Francisco off work all week.
• Q: Did you hear about the new car being manufactured in San Francisco?
  A: It's called the "Hampster", the only problem is that it's difficult to get it out of "Gere"....
• Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
  A: Because they already had their shit packed....
• Did you heard of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight woman on the street?
  Well, two held the woman while the third one did her hair....
• Based just on what we see on the streets, we've concluded that either driver's education courses are a myth or everyone cuts class.
• SHE HAD PLENTY OF LIFE INSURANCE. UNFORTUNATELY, HER PIMP DIED.
  Today, almost every hooker understands how important it is to have life insurance....