On A Trip To San Francisco, I Dropped My Wallet.
On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up,
I kicked it back across the bridge ...
I wasn't picking my nose ... I was scratching.
Did you hear about the computer salesman with two red ears who went to the doctors office?
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears....
Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
What is the most common phrase uttered in a San Francisco gay bar? Hi, can I push in your stool?
I don't have a problem with San Francisco parking. I drive a forklift.
This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one....
A few months ago I was flying down to L.A. from San Francisco with a friend.
He had stayed up too late the night before and promptly fell fast asleep as soon as we were airborne....
Three gays are driving around San Francisco, when they had to stop for a red light.
Unfortunately, the large semi-trailer behind them burned out his breaks on the steep downgrade and slammed into the back of the gays' car....
On earth as it is in San Francisco
You Can't Choose Your Siblings... A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby....