Q: How Can You Tell A Polish Woman Is On Her Period? A: She's Only Wearing 1 Sock
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Q: How can you tell a Polish woman is on her period?
A: She's only wearing 1 sock
How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period? She's only wearing one sock.
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
A: See if there is any dandruff on her shoes....
How can you tell the Polish secretary? She's the one with white-out all over her computer.
Q: How can you tell if a ballerina isn't wearing panties?
A: When she does a split and sticks to the floor....
Q: How do you get a polish woman pregnant? A: Cum in her shoes and the flies do the rest.
Q: How can you tell a Jewish American Princess has had an orgasm? A: If she drops her nail file.