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• Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
• Q: Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? A: A solar powered flashlight.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Did you hear about the new Polish parachute? It opens on impact ...
• Did you hear about the polish lesbian? She liked men ..
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Q: Did you hear how the Polish hockey team drowned? A: Spring training!