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• Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
  The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....
• Q: What's small, green, and falls apart? A: A leperchaun.
• Q: What's twelve inches long and white? A: Nothing.
• Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
• Amazing it got done in six days In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
  Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement....
• Q: What's black and white and eats like horse? A: A zebra.
• Q: What's red and has 7 dents? A: Snow White's cherry
• OBJ. sign on the above bomb project, "Closed: Gone Fission"!
  Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission!...
• Q: How come Polocks can't use word processors? A: They keep getting white-out all over the screen.