Related:

• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Q: What happens to a man who spends the night at a gay bar?
  A: He wakes up with a queer taste in his mouth....
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
• Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
  He embezzled the accounts payable ......
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.