Did You Hear About The Accountant Who Was Half Jewish, And Half Polish?
Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish? He
embezzled the accounts payable ...
Q: Hear about the guy that was half German and half Polish?
A: He hated Jews but couldn't figure out why!...
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
Hear about the man who was half Japanese and half Negro?
Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey!...
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
Did you hear about the polish helicopter pilot? He was cold so he shut the fan off.