Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse... - Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy?
He spit out the kittens after he was done... - Q: Did you hear about the Polock who locked his family in his car?
A: It took him an hour to get them out with a coat... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
A:
They all meet at work... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute?
A:
It opens on impact... - Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish,
and half Polish? He embezzled the accounts payable...
