Q: What Happens To A Man Who Spends The Night At A Gay Bar?
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Q: What happens to a man who spends the night at a gay bar?
A: He wakes up with a queer taste in his mouth.
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A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
Q: What happens to a Jewish man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
A: He breaks his nose....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
Once a young gay from Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom....
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning.
His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed....
This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?
Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter?" The Man says, "Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he's gay....
There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....