Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap.
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap.
Related:
- Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe... - Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy?
He spit out the kittens after he was done... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
A:
They all meet at work... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute?
A:
It opens on impact... - Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish,
and half Polish? He embezzled the accounts payable... - Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions?
A: He only took tips... - Q: Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?
A:
A solar powered flashlight...
From the same category:
- Q: What was John Lennon's last hit?
A:
The pavement... - Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A:
You drop him a line... - Q: How are a woman and a cow patty alike?
A: The older they get,
the easier they are to pick up... - Q: What do you call a pussy that takes messages for you?
A: An answering cervix... - Q: What's green and hates Jews?
A:
Snotzies...
