Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse.
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse.
Related:
- Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
A:
They all meet at work... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe... - Q: What happens to a man who spends the night at a gay bar?
A: He wakes up with a queer taste in his mouth... - Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy?
He spit out the kittens after he was done... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute?
A:
It opens on impact... - Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish,
and half Polish? He embezzled the accounts payable... - Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident?
A: He's all right now...
From the same category:
- Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco?
A: With a crowbar... - Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black,
because you don't have to tell your parents... - Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A: Getting fingered by Captain... - Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A:
About four drinks... - Q: What do you call a Polock with a $10,000 hat?
A:
The Pope...
