Did You Hear About The Polish Helicopter Pilot? He Was Cold So He Shut The Fan Off.
Did you hear about the polish helicopter pilot?
He was cold so he shut the fan off.
Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
Did you hear about the dizzy CIA agent He was captured by the Polish secret police and they turned him around.
Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
He embezzled the accounts payable ......
WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED!...
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....